Successful working life (1)

Golden Rule for a successful working life....
...according to George Costanza

Never walk without a document in your hands

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People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees
heading for important meetings.

People with nothing in their hands look
like they're heading for the cafeteria.

People with a newspaper in their
hand look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you
carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false
impression that you work longer hours than you do.