Successful working life (4)

Golden Rules for a successful working life....
...according to George Costanza

Voice Mail
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Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you
just because they want to give you something for nothing - they call
because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That's no way to live. Screen
all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail
message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch
hour when you know they're not there - it looks like you're hardworking
and conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel.

Successful working life (3)

Golden Rules for a successful working life....

...according to George Costanza

Messy desk

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Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it

looks like we're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents

around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same

as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If

you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll

need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she

arrives.

Successful working life (2)

Golden Rules for a successful working life....

...according to George Costanza



Use computers to look busy

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Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual

observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally

have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These

aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer

revolution would like to talk about but they're not bad either. When you

get caught by your boss - and you *will* get caught -- your best

defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus

saving valuable training dollars.

Successful working life (1)

Golden Rule for a successful working life....
...according to George Costanza

Never walk without a document in your hands

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People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees
heading for important meetings.

People with nothing in their hands look
like they're heading for the cafeteria.

People with a newspaper in their
hand look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you
carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false
impression that you work longer hours than you do.

Computer Addicts

Computer addicts never die...
They just go offline !!

Hadees of the Day

Allah's Prophet (Sallallahu 'Alaihi Wa Sallam) said,

"Shall I not tell you about the Dajjal a story of which no Prophet told his nation?

The Dajjal is one-eyed and will bring with him what will resemble Hell and Paradise, and what he will call Paradise will be actually Hell;

so I warn you (against him) as Noah ('Alaihis-Salam) warned his nation against him."

Bukhari Vol. 4 : No. 554

Are you in the Mood to Work ??? (Open in Firefox to view images)

Are you in the mood to work Today?

 

And
tomorrow?


 

And the day after
?


 

And next week
?

 

And next month ?







































 

Me TOO
!!
Lets party
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Yeah ....... Dhin Chick Dhin Chik,, Dhin Chick Dhin



 

Place your mouse on the K below and drag to the R.

Kaam Kar KaamchoR

The Secret of Success !!

A young reporter was given the opportunity to interview a very successful,

very wealthy banker. The reporter asked him, "Sir, What is the secret of your success?"

He said "Two words, young man."

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Right decisions."

"But how do you make right decisions?" 

Listen all Beyaan of Maulana Tariq Jameel

Click here to go to website of Maulana Tariq Jameel

Verses of Holy Quran appeared on a baby's skin ...

Smart Employee !!!

The interviewer examined the job application then turned to the prospective employee. 

"I see you have put 'ASAP' down for the date you are available to
start, meaning as soon as possible, of course. However, I see you've
put 'AMAP' down for required salary. I don't believe I've ever seen that
before, what does it mean?"

The applicant replied, "As Much as Possible!"

  

Undo is not much powerful :P