In the search of Ideal...

"What is my mistake?” 
 asked F2 to F1 making a sad face.
 

"You don't behave like what I want. I told you last time as well. You again did this. You are not a kid that every time I tell you what I want. It is just useless to expect something from you.” 
 F1 shouted.
 

"Ok, tell me how can I be according to you?” 
 F2 asked after a sigh! As F2 doesn’t want to lose F1.
 

"Nothing, just try to avoid this kind of things for the next time. Don’t you know, it irritates me?” 
 F1 ordered as usual.
 

"Ok, I promise, I will not do this again. Please smile now!” 
 F2 replied in a sweet manner as usual and the conversation quits.

Writing is an art !!!

11:19 am (in office)

:-s :-s :-s

yes, WRITING IS AN ART ...

it is really very difficult to write something good. But I can write "BlaBla" very easily ..

A New Added Element to the Periodic Table

Element Name: GIRL
Symbol: G
Atomic Weight: Don't Even Dare 2 Ask.

Losing Memory Joke

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" 

Nail in the Fence

Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.

(Most importantly the last sentence)

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence Over the next  few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper.

Dedicated to My Mother

BMW introduced Scooter

Ka'aba in Rain (MashaALLAH) !!

Beautiful story about QURAN

Beautiful story about QURAN

Why do we read Quran, even if we can't understand a single Arabic word????

 
This is a beautiful story.

An old American Muslim lived on a farm in the mountains of eastern Kentucky with his young grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his Quran.  His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could.

One day the grandson asked, 'Grandpa! I try to read the Quran just like you but I don't understand it, and what I do understand I forget as soon as I close the book. What good does reading the Qur'an do?'

The Grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the stove and replied,
'Take this coal basket down to the river and bring me back a basket of water.'

The boy did as he was told, but all the water leaked out before he got back to the house... The grandfather laughed and said, 'You'll have to move a little faster next time,' and sent him back to the river with the basket to try again. This time the boy ran faster, but again the basket was empty before he returned home. Out of breath, he told his grandfather that it was impossible to carry water in a basket, and he went to get a bucket instead.

The old man said, 'I don't want a bucket of water; I want a basket of water.

You're just not trying hard enough,' and he went out the door to watch the boy try again.
At this point, the boy knew it was impossible, but he wanted to show his grandfather that even if he ran as fast as he could, the water would leak out before he got back to the house. The boy again dipped the basket into
river and ran hard, but when   he reached his grandfather the basket was again empty. Out of breath, he said, 'See Grandpa, it's useless!' 

'So you think it is useless?' The old man said, 'Look at the basket.'

The boy looked at the basket and for the first time realized that the basket was different. It had been transformed from a dirty old coal basket and
was now clean, inside and out.

'Son, that's what happens when you read the Qur'an. You might not understand or remember everything, but when you read it, you will be changed, inside and out.  That is the work of Allah in our lives.'

For smart people only... Proceed if you are one...

 
Below are four (4) questions followed by a bonus query. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are ...



Ready? GO!!!



First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take their place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

  

 

  

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?


You're not very good at this, are you?

  

 



 

  

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only ...
Do NOT use paper-&-pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it... Now add another 1000. Then add 30 ...
Add another 1000. Now add 20 ... Add 1000 more.
Then add 10. What is the total?




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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini and 4. Nono

What is the name of the fifth daughter?




Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

 
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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you! 

Amazing Buildings

Device to Root Out Evil (Vancouver, Canada)

The Crooked House (Sopot, Poland)

Museum of Contemporary Art (Niteroi, Brazil)

ING Headquarters (Amsterdam, Netherlands)

Experience Music Project (Seattle, Washington, USA)

Dancing Building (Prague, Czech Republic)

Druzhba Holiday Center (Yalta, Ukraine)

Lotus Temple (Delhi, India)

Forest Spiral Building (Darmstadt, Germany)

The Torre Galatea Figueras (Spain)

Upside Down House (Szymbark, Poland)

The Basket Building (Ohio, USA)

The Ufo House (Sanjhih, Taiwan)

Stone House (FAFE, Portugal)

Kansas City Public Library (Missouri, USA)

Stata Center (Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA)

The Hole House (Texas, USA)

Ryugyong Hotel (Pyongyang, North Korea)

Container City (London, UK)

Erwin Wurm: House Attack (Viena, Austria)

Solar Furnace (Odeillo, France)

Nakagin Capsule Tower (Tokyo, Japan)

Beijing National Stadium (Beijing, China)

CCTV Tower - China Central Television Headquarters (Beijing, China)

The Egg (Empire State Plaza, Albany, New York, USA)

Ripley's Building (Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada)

Ripley's Believe It or Not! (Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada)

Fuji television building (Tokyo, Japan)

Patience

Worms

Worms

Little Johnny refused to eat. So his mother, in desperation, took him
to the psychiatrist, who tried many methods, to no avail. The
psychiatrist asked, "What would you like to eat?"

"Worms" Little Johnny said. The psychiatrist was gleeful as he sent his
nurse for cupful. Placing them on a plate, he said, "Here they are."

"I want them fried" was the response.

The nurse took them and had them fried.

When presented with them, Little Johnny replied that he only desired
one. The psychiatrist took one and in a strong voice said, "Here is only
one. Now eat it."

"I only want half and you eat the other" was the reply.

The psychiatrist swallowed one half and gave the other to Little
Johnny. Just then Little Johnny began to cry. The doctor asked what was
wrong.

Little Johnny said, "You ate my half!"